Classic best man speech
235 words · about 1:48 spoken
Why it works: Open, story, turn, welcome, toast. Humour in the first half, sincerity in the second.
Good evening, everyone. I’m Chris, and I’ve had the privilege of being Rob’s friend for eighteen years, and the challenge of being his flatmate for four of them. I’ll keep this short; Rob has seen my notes and cut most of them.
First, thank you to Helen and Mark for hosting such a beautiful day, and to everyone who travelled. Special thanks to the bridesmaids, who have organised today with the precision of a military operation.
Rob and I met at our first job, where we were the two newest, most useless people in the office. He once spent a full morning trying to fix the printer, which turned out to be unplugged. He has never lived it down, because I have never let him.
But here’s the thing about Rob. The same week, I got some bad news from home, and he was the one who drove me four hours up the M6 at midnight without being asked. He is reliable in the ways that matter, even if he isn’t with printers.
When he met Emma, he told me she was “way out of his league,” and for once he was right. Emma, you make him funnier, braver and far better organised. Thank you for taking him on. We are all delighted.
Would you please stand and raise your glasses: to Rob and Emma, and to a long, happy life together, fully plugged in.