Best man speech examples

Three full best man speeches, written for this page, each showing a different style. Each is shown with its word count and speaking time; most real speeches add a minute or two of your own stories and pauses for laughter.

Classic best man speech

235 words · about 1:48 spoken

Why it works: Open, story, turn, welcome, toast. Humour in the first half, sincerity in the second.

Classic best man speech6 cards

Good evening, everyone. I’m Chris, and I’ve had the privilege of being Rob’s friend for eighteen years, and the challenge of being his flatmate for four of them. I’ll keep this short; Rob has seen my notes and cut most of them.

First, thank you to Helen and Mark for hosting such a beautiful day, and to everyone who travelled. Special thanks to the bridesmaids, who have organised today with the precision of a military operation.

Rob and I met at our first job, where we were the two newest, most useless people in the office. He once spent a full morning trying to fix the printer, which turned out to be unplugged. He has never lived it down, because I have never let him.

But here’s the thing about Rob. The same week, I got some bad news from home, and he was the one who drove me four hours up the M6 at midnight without being asked. He is reliable in the ways that matter, even if he isn’t with printers.

When he met Emma, he told me she was “way out of his league,” and for once he was right. Emma, you make him funnier, braver and far better organised. Thank you for taking him on. We are all delighted.

Would you please stand and raise your glasses: to Rob and Emma, and to a long, happy life together, fully plugged in.

Funny best man speech

183 words · about 1:24 spoken

Why it works: Built around a running gag that pays off in the toast. Every joke is about the situation, not the groom’s dignity.

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Hello, everyone. For those who don’t know me, I’m Marcus, the best man. Being asked to be best man is a great honour, a bit like being asked to help someone move house: you say yes before you understand what you have agreed to.

Jake is a man of many talents. He can cook exactly one meal, chilli, which he has made for every occasion since 2012: birthdays, break-ups, Christmas. When he first cooked for Lily, he made chilli. When he met her parents, he brought chilli. I’m told the proposal was on a Tuesday. You can guess what was for dinner.

Lily, I want you to know what you’re getting: a man who will always turn up, always help, and always, always bring chilli.

But I’ve never seen Jake as happy as he’s been these past three years. Lily, you’ve introduced him to vegetables, to punctuality and to what I believe is called a “second recipe.” We’re so grateful.

Please stand and raise your glasses. To Jake and Lily, and to a marriage that’s warm, a little spicy, and never gets old.

Short best man speech

88 words · about 0:41 spoken

Why it works: For nervous speakers or packed schedules. One story, one welcome, one toast.

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Hi everyone, I’m Leo, Ali’s brother and best man. I’ll be quick, because I’m standing between you and the dancing.

When we were kids, Ali saved up for a year to buy a telescope, then spent every clear night showing me the moon, even though I only wanted to go to bed. He has always wanted to share the things he loves.

Maya, he talks about you the way he used to talk about the moon. Welcome to our family.

Please raise your glasses to Ali and Maya.

Borrow the shape, not the words

  • Pick the style that suits you: don’t force funny if you’re sincere.
  • Always pair jokes with a sincere moment.
  • Read it aloud with a timer; 130 words ≈ 1 minute.
  • End on the couple’s names.

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Questions

Can I use a best man speech example word for word?

Please don’t. The room will feel it. Use the structure and replace every detail with your own stories.

What is a good best man speech opening line?

Introduce yourself with a light, true line about how you know the groom, as in the examples above. Save jokes from the internet for another day.

How long is a best man speech?

Three to five minutes, about 400 to 650 words.