Birthday speech and toast writer

Milestone birthdays deserve more than “happy birthday, cheers.” A birthday speech or toast celebrates who the person is right now, with a story, a little gentle teasing and a toast to the year ahead.

  • 2–4 mintypical length
  • 260–520words at 130 wpm
  • 4 partsopen · the story · what they mean · the toast
  1. 1 Occasion
  2. 2 Your memories
  3. 3 Edit & rehearse

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The structure of a birthday speech

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1. Open

Welcome everyone and name the milestone with a smile.

In this sample: 20 words, about 0:09 spoken, 18% of the speech.

Sample birthday speech109 words · 0:50

Thank you all for coming to celebrate Dad turning sixty, a number he insists is “basically forty with better knees.”

Dad has worn the same 1998 football shirt to every family barbecue for twenty-five years. It has been washed maybe four hundred times. It is now more hole than shirt. He says it still has plenty of life in it, and honestly, so does he.

He taught every one of us to play cribbage, to change a tyre and to always call our mum. We wouldn’t be who we are without him.

So please raise your glasses: to Dad, to the shirt, and to sixty more years of both.

How to write a birthday speech, step by step

  1. Name the milestone.
  2. Choose one story or running joke.
  3. Say something sincere.
  4. End with a toast.
  5. Keep it two to four minutes.
Do✓
  • Keep teasing affectionate
  • Include the whole room
  • Mention family if they’re present
  • Keep it short
Don’t✕
  • Make age jokes that sting
  • Reveal secrets
  • Speak for longer than the cake stays cold
  • Forget to toast

Birthday speech questions

How long should a birthday speech be?

Two to four minutes, about 250 to 500 words. A birthday toast can be one minute.

What do you say in a birthday toast?

Say who you are, share one short memory or quality, and raise a glass to the person and the year ahead.

How do I write a speech for my mum’s or dad’s milestone birthday?

Pick one story that sums them up, add a line on what they’ve taught you, and close with a toast. Keep it warm; gentle humour works best.